A Google Education
Google might be the single, greatest company-verb on the planet.* As a father with far too few answers, Google seems to be the supreme authority in all things question related, so it only makes sense that that’s where I go for my parental solutions. And as they say, “You can’t put anything on the internet that isn’t true” which rules out the monotonous burden of “fact-checking.”
Below is a snippet of some of the things I’ve Googled since my son was born:
- Origin of patience
- Patience for sale
- Seriously, Google, where do I find more patience?
- Sports 3-month-olds can play
- Baby nursery sponsorships
- Evidence of genius in infants
- Average age of <fill in the blank>
- Economic impact of
political idiocyObama in 18 years - What does a good night’s sleep feel like?
- Dangers of adding protein powder to infant formula
- Excessive drool issues
- Infant obsession with newfound ability to screech
- Types of baby boogers and their meanings
* Do you think they Google things at Google? What if they’re caught Binging? Or Yahooing?