You might be a New Dad if… Part 3
You might be a new dad if the following questions have entered your mind right around the date of discharge from the hospital:
Man Trivia: Toilet Paper
Q: Did you know there is an upside-down and a rightside-up when it comes to toilet paper?
The Pregnant Nose
The other night I was lying in bed about to doze off when my wife hops in and asks, “Did you just sneeze?” In a bit of a haze I said “No. Why?” “It smells like someone sneezed.”