Q: Did you know there is an upside-down and a rightside-up when it comes to toilet paper?
A: Apparently so. If one were to install the toilet paper “upside-down” the, ahem…user would be forced to “pull the toilet paper out of the wall.” Maybe Charmin should start printing “UP” on the outer layer to make it easier for those of us without a preference (read men) and thus avoiding another tongue lashing explaining our stupidity and/or carelessness. And here I was patting myself on the back for not forgetting to refill the roll or, as many tend to do, delicately balancing a full roll on top of the spring-loaded, TP holder bar.
As it is with every decision a man faces in marriage, he can choose to be either “right” ….or “happy”. Good luck with your decision.
That sounds like an awful lot of pressure…and inner conflict.