Man Trivia: Baby Superpowers

Q: What superpower does a 3 week-old baby possess?

A: The uncanny ability to know when they’ve been fitted with a new diaper. It’s unreal the brevity of some of the diapers my son has worn. I’m talking seconds. However, I am thankful that I have yet to be around for that very unfortunate, very messy point in time when new diaper fails to reach butt as speedily as necessary.

Although this superpower won’t do much in the way of crime fighting, it’s impressive nonetheless.