You Might be a Boy Dad if…
you’ve never heard any of them pee with the door closed. none of them own a pair of sweatpants that either doesn’t already have a hole in the knee or are just about to develop a hole in the knee....
You Might be a Father of Two if…
Despite all efforts to coordinate and sync feeding, bathroom and play schedules, the minute you settle down for a glorious weekend afternoon nap after having just put down one child, the other one wakes up with the energy of a...
You Might be a New Dad if…Part 5
After year one, you look back and think that the last 12 months have been the shortest, longest months of your life It’s very strange to see your child crawl after he’s established that he can walk. Somehow you occasionally...
You might be a New Dad if…Part 4
You’ve ever scared your child awake cheering/screaming at your alma mater’s football or basketball team. You’ve naively thought to yourself “What’s the worst that could happen if I leave the room for just a minute?” You find Cheerios in the...
You might be a New Dad if… Part 3
You might be a new dad if the following questions have entered your mind right around the date of discharge from the hospital:
You Might be a New Dad if… Part 2
Your idea of baby proofing includes the purchase of large quantities of bubble wrap and duct tape. Your eyes hurt from reading way too many instruction manuals. You’ve almost had your hand trapped in a Diaper Genie…almost.
You might be a New Dad if…
With just under 2 weeks before the baby arrives, I’ve often had thoughts run through my head that, I’m sure, only cross the mind of first-time fathers. I felt obligated to create a list and include some of them here....