Man Trivia: Say What?

Q: When is it reasonable for your wife to use phrases like “lay down my pimpin’,” “step my love game up,” “ya dig?” and “zoom-zoom go boom-boom”?

A: When she’s rapping along with Snoop Dogg in John Legend’s song “I Can Change” while dancing in the kitchen and cooking dinner. According to her, “a belly makes it better.” I assume she meant the dancing and not the dinner because everything she prepares is delicious! (I have to suck up as much as I can for posting about her melodic dinner preparation)